Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer officially stepped forward today—and made sure everyone knew he wasn't taking the job to enable anymore ridiculous excuses. "I have agreed to...

Oh, Seth Cohen! You SLAY us!

LOLs!

The always seksi and always HIGHlarious Adam Brody decided to sit down for an interview with writer Diablo Cody for her new talk show, Red Band Trailer - which basically involves her sitting in the back of an Airstream trailer with a celebrity - and the actor had some pretty harsh words for his In The Land Of Women co-star and our personal favorite little ray of sunshine, Miz Stewie Puss Puss, regarding her CONSTANT whining about the trials and tribulations of being a multi-millionaire!

He says:

“It’s only gotten worse, I’m sure, being a celebrity. At the same time, I don’t have a lot of patience for people who moan about it too much. Because there are many things you could do. It’s like, quit…you don’t need to be an actor, so it’s like if it’s that much of a problem…there’s the door.”

Our sentiments exactly!

And the look on his face when her name is brought up is PRICELESS! We bet those two got along super well!

LOLs!

Check out the amazeballs response at the 5:45 mark (above), but we actually suggest watching the whole thing! Diablo Cody is one badass bitch, and it’s a pretty solid little chat!

Thoughts??

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Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) as Wendy Williams gets the belated Mother’s Day present of her life (aka a bicycle built for two) - and she can’t contain her happiness.

We bet she lit up a Slim Jim in celebration!

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This is what you end up looking like when you do drugs with your cat. We kid, but no seriously.

Nicolas Cage and his antics seem to get crazier and crazier.

Last we heard, he was babbling on that he only eats animals’ meat that have a “dignified sex” and now he’s moved on to tell how he did shrooms with his cat one night.

A few nights ago the actor proved how effed up he is told David Letterman:

“I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator. My cat used to sneak into the refrigerator and eat them. The cat ate them voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours – not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother… But having said that I don’t do that anymore. And you know what, later in life when I was completely not doing any of that, I know he said hi to me.”

HA! Not only did his cat have some skeaky fetish for shrooms but it also embodied Nic’s brother.

Here’s some advice. Lay off the drugs.

What do U think about Nic and his cat tripping on shrooms?

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It has just been confirmed that Lindsay Lohan has officially hired Robert Shapiro as her new lawyer.

And it looks like someones going to be rocking a bad ass orange jumper come this Tuesday.

Shapiro said he has only “agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel.”

He must be crazay to represent La Loca but then again he’s represented OJ Simpson, so we’re pretty sure he knows what he’s getting in to.

Countdown is at t-minus 4 days til she enters the slammer.

We won’t believe it until we see it.

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Hey Lindsay! Listen up! This is your future.

Wesley Snipes is being sent to jail!

The actor’s appeal to serve jail time has been denied by a federal appeals court.

Snipes was found guilty in 2008 of not filing tax returns from 1999 to 2001 and failed to pay the government nearly $12 million. He was sentenced to 3 years in prison.

However, Wesley thought that his sentence was “unreasonable” and took the case to appeals court.

Unfortunately for him, the judge backed the original court ruling and shot down his claims that his sentencing was too severe.

So, looks like Wesley will be serving some hard time behind bars, but no word yet on when he is to report to jail.

Lindsay better pay attention to this before she wastes everybody’s time and money on an appeal.

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KYLIE Minogue's set to send male pulses racing as she's going to be locking lips with another girl on the big screen.

THIS snap of Kelly Osbourne makes us want to give her a massive high-five.

DIZZEE Rascal likes to make out he's a lady-loving lothario.