Is kinda boring — kinda like Kristen Stewart!

Watch KStew show off her so-called juggling skills on George Lopez Tonight.

Yawn.

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If there is no Christmas, then this TRAVESTY of an idea won’t have to happen!

Sources say that Kate Gosselin, having already destroyed the art of dance, is now looking to butcher your favorite holiday songs with a Christmas CD!

Record execs claim that Kate is pitching the CD around town, with songs sung by herself and all her children. Apparently, she “sees herself as a modern day Maria from ‘The Sound of Music,’ except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

Somewhere, Rogers and Hammerstein hate themselves for writing the Sound of Music just because of this analogy.

A friend of Kate reminds skeptics that Kate sees herself as a “brand” and she is going to milk that for all it’s worth, no matter how big of a fool she comes off as!

She’s got eight mouths to feed after all! (And a wardrobe to maintain!)

Our ears are bleeding and we haven’t even heard her sing a note yet. They’ll be stocking this next to Hung For The Holidays, Featuring William Hung and Another Rosie Christmas for sure.

And by stocking, we mean tossing in the bargain bin.

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Woot! It's almost the holiday weekend! While the grunt work of packing your family and the dog into the SUV for a vacation may be a hassle, be glad you're not these dudes: Mel...

We've got ourselves a new web-slinger. Relative newcomer Andrew Garfield has been cast as Peter Parker—and, consequently, Spider-Man—in Sony Picture's upcoming reboot...

Big surprise!

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino appeared on Good Day New York to talk about the upcoming season of the show as well as the supplements he takes to keep his situation in check.

Watch above!

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This monster is so fucked!

By now, we’re sure everyone’s read about the disgusting taped messages of Mel Gibson spewing out racist, misogynist bullshit at his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, but apparently, that’s not all there was.

Another message has surfaced, and although it’s not nearly as shocking as the first, it still showcases what a stand up guy the douchebag is. And what colorful language!

He says:

“This is my last message. I might be the father… Well, fuck you… You psycho c***… Because I don’t care. Do you understand me? I’m done.”

And if you’re not already sick to your stomach enough, please be aware that you can apparently hear a baby screaming and crying while Mel repeatedly calls Oksana a whore!

Just lovely!

Try to explain your way out of this one, you deplorable, fucked up cretin!

Thoughts??

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This is completely rad! Kudos to the masterminds behind this thing!

Remember the great 8-Bit video games of yesteryear?

Well, sink your rabid Twi-Hard fangs into this new 8-Bit Twilight Saga: Eclipse Youtube game. It’s pretty HIGHlarious!

P.S - We recommend, for those of you who hate KStew, opt to play baseball when prompted!

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David Brent approves of Michael Scott's one-year plan. Ricky Gervais, the original deluded boss to which all others must pay homage, said Thursday that, despite the billions that...

Cool!

Drake is the latest celebrity to have a plane named after him on Virgin Airlines thanks to Sir Richard Branson AND he is the first hip-hop artist to have a commercial airplane named after him!

Air Drake is in the Virgin America fleet and will fly between Drake’s native Toronto and California destinations.

“We’re honored to name our plane Air Drake,” says Branson. “He’s Canadian through and through; he’s one of the most successful Canadians. He bridges the gap between Canada and America very successfully.”

We want a Perez plane!

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Now THAT is a baby bump, with a belly button you just wanna push and go “Boing!”

Amy Poehler literally popped out at the New York premiere of Julianne Moore’s The Kids Are All Right.

Looks like any day now!

So, Amy’s pregnant. What’s your excuse, Rachel Dratch?

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